yellenabelova:

What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

politijohn:

Source

sounddesignerjeans:

there are two esports commentators living in my head that narrate my battle to perform tasks

gazehoundz:

you would undo God’s punishment?

anexperimentallife:

transandrophobia-truther-turtle:

“AFAB genitalia” includes T-dicks, phalloplasty penises, and intersex anatomy. Don’t use it as shorthand for “vagina”.

In general, AFAB and AMAB are useful terms in very specific contexts. Slapping them into sentences as replacements for “male” or “female” is not as inclusive as a lot of you seem to think.

ithelpstodream:

stuffandsundry:

eff-word:

kuttithevangu:

purified-zone:

kuttithevangu:

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.